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Fire Breathing Koopa King
  • chance: whenever i need to find a porn blog i just look through your likes
  • me: omg that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!

durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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missmonstermel:

Pre-order is LIVE! DIY Helmet, limited numbers. Ears sold separately. Please read everything before buying: http://missmonster.myshopify.com/

imsoshive:


this is all i needed lmao

imsoshive:

this is all i needed lmao

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

zappydan-the-magnet-man:

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IGN gave a higher rating to Hatoful Boyfriend than it did for Destiny or The Sims 4, what a time to be alive.

hellboyfriend:

littleshrekthings:

shrek fashion is real, and it is spectacular

i legitimately honestly cannot believe this im not even laughing im speechless i didnt know the world could be like this

robbonp:

ive found him

hungryjokerr:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS EDBOY

hungryjokerr:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS EDBOY

seinfeld2:

ravenxarisa:

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

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apocketuniverse:

twitter is a magical place

apocketuniverse:

twitter is a magical place

mylifeisbasicallynetflixandfood:

Me: *has no clue how to speak Japanese*

Me: *aggressively sings entire anime theme song in Japanese*

yoai:

yoai:

i forgot ponify was still on and i screamed

yoai:

yoai:

i forgot ponify was still on and i screamed

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luvaci:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read and the world needs to see it.

luvaci:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read and the world needs to see it.

windypenguin:

tuiteyfruityundead:

i-like-the-tuna-here:

America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.

we know

too bad the government doesn’t



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