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Fire Breathing Koopa King

ppitte:

Some are just better big spoons.

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pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

clockatrice:

otterguts:

why is skrillex bad at football

because he does not know how to play football

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

fraternityrow:

apparently I need to go to church more often :)

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross

minamemeoto:

what ableism is

  • actively making fun of disabled people
  • deliberately triggering someone’s mental illnesses (such as doing something to mess with their ocd, or trying to trigger a mood swing if they’re bipolar, trying to trigger a breakdown if they have anxiety issues)
  • asking a disabled person to do something they obviously can’t for the sake of humor and cheap laughs
  • using them as the butt of a joke

what ableism isn’t

  • a teenager calling someone on the internet stupid

whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

cyberjock:

-blunt:

"Literally no ___ has ever-"
Are you sure, are you really sure? Are you sure you want to say that right now? Are you sure? Think about what you’re about to say for a sec. You sure you wanna just do that? Right now??? right here???Utter those words on behalf of an entire group? Are you really sure?

literally no dog has ever been the preseident

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

riftrat:

stoned-levi:

that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean

riftrat:

stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean



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