December 2011
"I don't love you anymore"
The most painful 5 words in the English language when put in this order.
“i fucked your mom today”
“everyone you know is dead”
“All the pizza is gone.”
“our internet has been disconnected”
“Your OTP is not canon.”
“I found your porn stash”
“I checked your browser history.”
“You just lost the game”
“You won ‘The Biggest Loser’!”
“Tumblr friends aren’t real friends.”
Rap!Yoshitsugu
To the Window
To the Wall
Till the Misery
Rains Down Upon My Balls
I literally laughed until I cried.
I can just imagine:
“You! Are you crying?
Are you miserable?
NO WAIT CRY ON MY TESTICLES.”
Teentitans
Does everyone ship BeastboyxRaven?
Am I the only one who ships BeastboyxCyborg? I mean really.
★: okay here's what I have right now →
feastings.tumblr.com
New Year’s Bay Area Homestuck Meetup
Date: Sunday, January 1st
Time: TBD
Place: Lake Merritt
any comments/questions/suggestions on what we have so far?
yay for information!!!! i am so excited!!!! hey max, i might be…
YES.
The Fuck Would I Say What For?: Thought bits: →
thefuckwouldisaywhatfor.tumblr.com
I like thinking. I really do.
I used to own a couple of smoke-filled, noisy coffeeshops full of proto-hipsters and indie rock, one of which was 24 hours (the other was open 20 out of 24), and on the horrid mornings when I would work the “early” shift of 9am-9pm the first thing I would do,…
For some reason I utterly love this.
Trigger warning: trigger warnings
Just going to read more this because it diverges form my normally non serious shizz. Hm.
When I Came Out to my Uncle and his Husband
For obvious reasons, I was fairly sure that they’d be accepting. But I still didn’t know exactly what they’d say.
As usual, they did not disappoint me.
Me: “I’m gay.”
Uncle Joe: *dramatically throws his napkin to the table* “I’m leaving! This family has had enough of that crap!”“
Uncle Alex: “No more!”
Uncle Joe: “We’ve reached our quota!”Some people have sassy gay friends. I have sassy gay uncles…
wheeze
My Latin professor told me that the only thing he has against homosexuality is that you’re mixing a Greek prefix with a Latin root. [via quidnuncphilosopher]
I”M NOT THE ONLY ONE. YESSSSSSSS
