The most painful 5 words in the English language when put in this order.
“i fucked your mom today”
“everyone you know is dead”
“All the pizza is gone.”
“our internet has been disconnected”
“Your OTP is not canon.”
“I found your porn stash”
“I checked your browser history.”
“You just lost the game”
“You won ‘The Biggest Loser’!”
“Tumblr friends aren’t real friends.”
To the Window
To the Wall
Till the Misery
Rains Down Upon My Balls
I literally laughed until I cried.
I can just imagine:
“You! Are you crying?
Are you miserable?
NO WAIT CRY ON MY TESTICLES.”
Does everyone ship BeastboyxRaven?
Am I the only one who ships BeastboyxCyborg? I mean really.
Just going to read more this because it diverges form my normally non serious shizz. Hm.
For obvious reasons, I was fairly sure that they’d be accepting. But I still didn’t know exactly what they’d say.
As usual, they did not disappoint me.
Me: “I’m gay.”
Uncle Joe: *dramatically throws his napkin to the table* “I’m leaving! This family has had enough of that crap!”“
Uncle Alex: “No more!”
Uncle Joe: “We’ve reached our quota!”
Some people have sassy gay friends. I have sassy gay uncles…