April 2011
Hamhock & Fancy →
tien871: retrovert1go: pandatreats: polygamistpancreas: This is probably the shortest, most depressing fanfic I’ve ever written. Enjoy. OMG WHYYYYY :( Saaaaaaaaaaddddddddd
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yomallyface: A man tickling a penguin. I think I might be in love. The sounds he makes… goodness. <3 
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thesecretmichan: magicmix: thesecretmichan: theyloooovewalkins: thatawkwardchangster: jarofbizarre: thatawkwardchangster: tickle-me-dough-face: thesecretmichan: darkangelkiely: wickedsteph: -sings in T-Shirt Time Voice- IT’S REBLOG TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME~ OMG when did we pass 2,000?!?!  INSTANT REBLOG. U MAD HATERS? Another day, Another reblog<3 Must contribute.  ...
Apr 20th
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"Pardon My Sarcasm...": OMG →
thesecretmichan: wickedsteph: bugette: chriscolferislove: chrisfreakingcolfer: under-spectra: pandatreats: itjuststartedraining: When Dave says “fairy dust, butt-buddy, and queers” he’s looking straight at Blaine. He only looks at Kurt when he talks about “pumping iron”,…  ;A;
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“READ THIS. READ THIS AND UNDERSTAND. ALL OF TUMBLR SHOULD BE MADE TO READ THIS...”
– Jamie Whyte is the author of Bad Thoughts: A Guide to Clear Thinking http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article467194.ece?token=null&offset=12&page=2
Apr 18th
xrie: knightofthyme replied to your post:  knightofthyme replied to… dave you suck Ugh so much deerssssiiirrrreeeee
Apr 17th
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princekomali:  knightofthyme replied to your post: prince dave you know how i love you and stuff UGH LOOK AT IT FLIPS A TABLE IN ANGER
Apr 17th
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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
mkzsupreme: Just to look at her act like: Then watch the dude sit there like:
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Apr 16th
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How to explain sexuality to kids
suzikom:
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Apr 16th
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Some of the art to come out of the Renaissance is...
callmekitto: NSFW. “oh yeah hey sis just gonna pinch your nipple here for this portrait don’t even worry about it, sure wish there was some actual water in this bathtub huh” “yeah I also kinda wish it looked like our torsoes had muscle and bone structure” “true true” Guys Recreate Video that features this I just don’t.
Apr 16th
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lil-miss-banana: gressenhelleruniversity: The best part about this is reading it in the Professor’s voice ♥
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Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue. If you...
Apr 13th
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I want Dave to get so fed up with hiding the fact...
ted-kord: kurtslovechild: thekummingpirate: pixolith: YES. He’d be all like LOL OH GOD AKSJBFKJASBFKJFBSKJBASFKBASFKJBFKJSF  REBLOGGGING BECAUSE I MOTHERFUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I CAN IMAGINE IT AND I’M CRYING ADGAJSDFAJSDGAJDGASJDFAFASJDFG PLEASE GOD RIB PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
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Superboy's HEART vision by zmakqowisjxn
callmekitto: batmobiles:  and boom goes the keysmash
Apr 13th
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IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THIS DO IT. !KURTOFSKY →
I HATE YOU SPARKLYBAT I HATE YOU SO MUCH I’M CRYING. STREAMING TEARS. I HAVEN’T CRIED IN LIKE 10 YEARS AT LEAST. DAMMIT YOU BITCH. UGH. I HAVE NEVER MORE WANTED TO JUST HUG SOMEONE. OR JUST STAB SEVERAL SOMEONES WITH A RUSTY KNIFE. EITHER WOULD ALLEVIATE MY FEELINGS. UGH. SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB...
Apr 13th
Afterglow
I’m about to cum. I can feel the nerve endings at the head of my dick about to mushroom. That tingling sensation at the base of the underside of my shaft is like biting into a York Peppermint Patty for the first time. Invigorating. My balls, hanging low and away from my body, slap against the bottom of his butt cheeks. I clench his waist tighter and thrust faster and further until… Eruption. ...
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Listenoctosmagiccastle: I hope I never have to read...
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callmekitto: beautifulwhatsyourhurry: ninjacolfer: kurtsboyfriendblaineshoveddave: itspuckurtbitch: dimmitutto: IDK WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT I AM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF omg i don’t know if that is something good or bad xD poor cat LMFAO, 1) the comments. 2) GOD, THAT IS ONE POSSESSED SHIT OMG IT SOUNDS LIKE A TURKEY Bringing it back because every time I watch it, I laugh so hard I...
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katsplanet: clarktriton: COMPLETELY ACCURATE JAPANESE TRANSLATION!!!! SCREAMING
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I'm getting tired of those "reblog if you ship...
pavarottilives: How about this? I doubt many of you will be able to truthfully fall under this category: Reblog if you watch Glee and have never sent anyone any type of negativity because of who they ship, what characters they like or hate, what storyline they like or hate, or because they don’t feel the same way about anyone on the show as you do. Anyone? Let’s see how many of you can...
Apr 7th
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MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a...
crystal-clefairy: These are pretty much the best things I’ve ever seen. lol
Apr 6th
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pinkunekoisgleefullyadlered: Aki is once again spazzing like an idiot. SPOILERS IN THE VIDEO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! I adore you. That made my day for some reason.
Apr 6th
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People who make the same face in every picture
callmekitto: underneaththesestairs: mostdopesyndicate: Lindsey Lohan: Beyonce: Duck-Face Girl: Paris Hilton: Nick Jonas: Lady Gaga: Paula Dean: Kristen Stewart: Brock: AND THEN THERE IS DARREN CRISS:  I’m sorry but the nick jonas one made me lose my shit IT’S MAGIC
Apr 6th
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pixolith asked: Uhh. I don't have those links saved on my bookmarks, I'll have to go check. :D

Okay! Found them.

#1, Kurt/Karofsky with a jockstrap still on.
http://community.livejournal.com/glee_kink_meme/1680.html?thread=7061136#t7061136

#2, random hookup.
http://community.livejournal.com/glee_kink_meme/1680.html?thread=6930320#t6930320
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