The day Tavros Nitram learned that some humans can pee standing up.
So I wrote a fic sort of based on this with awkward masturbation. It’s on the kinkmeme.
http://homesmut.livejournal.com/17313.html?thread=35471777#t35471777
Tada.
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Hilarious, rambling internal monologues with mixed metaphors and mutual curiosity/horror over biological bits.
It’s everything you could ever hope for with the pairing. <3