1. 19 April 2013 · 02:44 AM · 1,881 notes

    Stripclubstuck headcanons
    • John: Trys to avoid looking at the women's boobs but just can't
    • Rose: Psychoanalyzing the stripper while getting a lap dance
    • Dave: The club is dimly lit so he can't see anything through his shades but if anyone asks he is just subtly checking out the strippers
    • Jade: At the bar chatting with a waitress
    • Aradia: Snuck into the back room put on a stripper outfit and started pole dancing. She is pretty good so they just let her dance.
    • Tavros: There is no wheelchair entrance, he is waiting for everyone outside
    • Sollux: Aradia gave him a lap dance
    • Nepeta: Got thrown out cause she was getting "furisky" with the dancers
    • Kanaya: Is getting irrationally jealous of the stripper giving Rose a lap dance
    • Terezi: very annoyed. She can't lick the dancers and it smells like sweat of gross perfume
    • Vriska: Is surrounded by 8 strippers and is making it rain
    • Equius: Nearly killed the security guard in charge of throwing out Nepeta
    • Gamzee: Tried to pole dance but got thrown out.
    • Eridan: Has his eyes glued to the center stage, really wants a lap dance but is too afraid to ask for one
    • Feferi: In the back with the manager applying to be a waitress.

    VRISKAFUCKINGLOVE

  2. 24 October 2012 · 09:53 PM · 5,410 notes
    phemiec: spookclops: Give a coin a whirl. Give into the law. Confess, you silly girl. I can’t believe someone associated my song lyrics with such beauty. <333

    phemiec:

    spookclops:

    Give a coin a whirl. Give into the law. Confess, you silly girl.

    I can’t believe someone associated my song lyrics with such beauty. <333

    (Source: fuzclops, via n4ut)

    vriskaartgorgeousblood

  3. 07 September 2012 · 02:09 AM · 1,304 notes
    flyawaymax: Don’t be ashamed of your mancrush, John. Embrace it.

    flyawaymax:

    Don’t be ashamed of your mancrush, John. Embrace it.

    (via solluxpeeing)

    homestuckjohnvriska

  4. 28 July 2012 · 10:13 AM · 397 notes

    arachnidsgrip-ag:

    What the hell am I going to do with all these????????     D::::<

    ((Also for the record, Vegas was awesome!  <3 ))

    Vriskahomestuckask vriskaspidersVriska SerketTHIS IS A QUEUE POST I'M NOT ACTUALLY ONLINEHAHA TRICKED YOU

  5. 22 July 2012 · 03:33 AM · 427 notes

    leaverse:

    I regret 

    everything

    THIS IS THE BEST THING OH MY GOD
    I LITERALLY COULDN’T HELP SINGING IT OUT LOUD THIS IS SO GOOOOOD

    Except I kind of always imagined Eridan as Sweeny. Cuz he does all the lusii killing. Vriska works though, it was either her or Feferi in my head.

    (Source: tinypage)

    gamzeehomestucksweeney toddvriskaart

  6. 21 July 2012 · 06:24 PM · 936 notes

    askdemhomestucks:

    HomestuckVriskaVriska SerketLas Vegasthe background looks better like this trust me

  7. 14 June 2012 · 08:22 AM · 3,942 notes

    raging-raichel:

    dirkitty:

    people seemed to like mexican indigo blood satan arborphiliac aradia so meet her friends, who are also satan

    satanstuck

    terezi doesn’t change.
    she was already satan.

    I choked when I noticed Terezi doesn’t change at all.

    I’m… bu…t… Equius…. ba… by…

    (via gloomaviator)

    Oh my godVriskaEquiusGamzee is just hairbut Equiusor should I just call him quius or somethingI'm sorry the horn arms I can'toh I'm lauching while typng and I had to retype this like 5 timesLAUGHING

  8. 19 March 2012 · 09:32 AM · 2,321 notes

    s-gamma:

    <3

    (via prototypings)

    homestuckvriska

  9. 14 January 2012 · 04:30 PM · 5,187 notes
    saccharinesylph: In this big world I’m lonely, for I am but small, Oh angels in heaven, don’t you care for me at all? You heard my heart breaking for it rang through the skies, So why don’t you sing me lullabies, Oh why don’t you sing me lullabies? Lilly gets distracted from other things drawing Spider Queens and their Spider Princesses. Everyone should be well-aware of my for Vriska and Mindfang and Spiderlings in general. Interestingly, I did another pose of it where they’re a bit further apart. But I decided it’s sweeter to have Vriska closer and catching up than being left behind. SPIDERLING…FEELINGS…hnnghdflkg Dude the spacing makes so much difference. Cutestuck vs Sadstuck.ALSO VRISKA

    saccharinesylph:

    In this big world I’m lonely, for I am but small,
    Oh angels in heaven, don’t you care for me at all?
    You heard my heart breaking for it rang through the skies,
    So why don’t you sing me lullabies,
    Oh why don’t you sing me lullabies?

    Lilly gets distracted from other things drawing Spider Queens and their Spider Princesses. Everyone should be well-aware of my for Vriska and Mindfang and Spiderlings in general.

    Interestingly, I did another pose of it where they’re a bit further apart. But I decided it’s sweeter to have Vriska closer and catching up than being left behind.

    SPIDERLING…FEELINGS…hnnghdflkg

    Dude the spacing makes so much difference. Cutestuck vs Sadstuck.
    ALSO VRISKA

    (via prototypings)

    HomestuckVriskaMindfang

  10. 05 December 2011 · 05:07 AM · 8,103 notes

    kyleehenke:

    The 12 Trolls of Christmas - Kylee Henke

    DOWNLOAD THE MP3

    Album art by Wee

    This was probably my worst idea to date

    I performed this on my crappy laptop mic because this was ORIGINALLY meant to be a guide for other friends to sing with as a collaboration, but it just kind of… turned into a final product, and I voiced all twelve trolls…

    I… am Homestuck.

    Merry Gristmas everybody!


    A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth like, idk, a gazillion. This is worth at least 4 gifs, 2 pictures, and a few minutes of squealing while rolling on the floor. The latter will be completed privately- with this song on repeat.

    GristmasHomestuckHomestuck trollsTrollsaradiaaudioequiuseridanfeferigamzeekanayakarkatkylee henkenepetasolluxsonicrocksmysockstavrosterezivriskathings that should never exist

  11. 05 December 2011 · 04:05 AM · 2,183 notes
    All hail the 8itch: HOMESTUCK: Vriska Serket Giveaway

    spider8itches:

    So we’ve decided to do a fun little give away

    Includes:

    • Shirt (If you are picked winner we will ask you for your size)
    • Glasses
    • Horns
    • Yellow Nail Polish
    • All of this inside of a bucket [ if it fits..] with Vriska’s Symbol painted onto it!


    RULES:

    - You don’t need to follow us but if…

    (Source: , via )

    Vriska SerketVriskaGiveawayHomestuckhomestuck giveaway

  12. 11 November 2011 · 12:12 AM · 11,495 notes

    Kill The Lights

    xamag-homestuck:

    The Birthday Massacre - “Kill the Lights”

    (via bubstepremix)

    homestucktrollrose lalondegamzeetavroseridanfeferisnowmanspades slickjade harleykanayadoc scratchthe feltvriskajohn egbertaradiaparcel mistressequiuskarkatterezisolluxkill the lightsthe birthday massacrefavorite artistone of my favorite bandsSQUUUEEEEEL

  13. 02 September 2011 · 03:57 PM · 1,720 notes

    FLUORITE OCTET NECKLACE GIVEAWAY!

    sweetartsandhellacrafts:

    YEAH!!!!!!!! to selebrate how many of you brops are folllowign this CRAZY ass blog were gona give away some necklaces cobeled togethr by sweet arts! six total ar on up fore grabs so to enter for a chans to win you gota:

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    reblog thist post (one reblog per persen)

    hav swag

    this is a short deel runnin from rite now until 11:59 tuedsey nite. winars will be anounsed rite away after close so HUREY UP man! an maek sure your ask is open!

    Want. Want so much. PATRON TROLL BE MINE.

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